"Ask Kinslon" #3 Delayed
Have you ever heard of the Porgus Flu? Neither had we; but apparently this strain of the E1M1 virus has infected our Daeva of Journalism, Aquilanius. As a result, he was unable to interview Chris "Kinslon" Hager this week.
It's still unclear where Aquilanius acquired the Porgus flu, though many suspect it was from Tutty or his distant cousin Poppy; regardless, Aquilanius will return next week with more information beginning with part one of a double feature on Monday. For now, enjoy the double experience weekend and try to stay away from those dirty Porgus.